Hippest of Gypsies

illinois:

the year is 2012

sexy has disappeared once again

only one man can bring it back

(Source: believed, via hollmonster)

bl-ind:

i wanna punch my own face and knock myself unconscious for like a year or something idk

(via sorrybutwhatscurious)

hyperbolequeen:

tumblr is like a box of chocolates you never know how much gay porn you’re gonna get wait no that’s not the quote

(via bl-ind)

soolooxcoopter:

obesealpaca:

When an employee at the McDonald’s drive through asks me how I’m doing, I always ask them back, just in case they need someone to talk to because you never know

Those fries could be salted with tears

So you’re the fucker who slows down the drive through

(via sassyterrorist2)

• santa: and what do YOU want for christmas?
• me: to be funny
• santa: pick something attainable

yeah when i go to  uni ill post my assignments on facebook too!